The Twelve Days of Great British Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas the Union gave to me
Twelve proud North Britons
Eleven vows a-breaking
Ten years of austerity
Nein, Brexit ist Brexit
Eight hundred lords a-troughing
Seven trident warheads
Six News by-Jingo!
NIGEL FARAGE
Four banks a-bleeding
Three quisling MPs
Too many foodbanks
And a surveillance society