The Twelve Days of Great British Christmas

The Twelve Days of Great British Christmas

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Union gave to me

Twelve proud North Britons

Eleven vows a-breaking

Ten years of austerity

Nein, Brexit ist Brexit

Eight hundred lords a-troughing

Seven trident warheads

Six News by-Jingo!

NIGEL FARAGE

Four banks a-bleeding

Three quisling MPs

Too many foodbanks

And a surveillance society

Distorting Scotland

Reporting Scotland with Jackie Bird

Distorting Scotland with Jackie Pterodactyl

Tonight’s hellscape, brought to you by the BBC.

For more information on how your state broadcaster is failing you, please read Derek Bateman’s blog, G.A. Ponsonby’s website and book, research and commentary by Professor John Robertson, and so on.